The Weezie Going Blog

CVS: You're Gonna Love Me

So for the past three days I have been going on the same run and after I finish I stop at CVS and buy a drink. Also, for the past three days, I have worn basically the same running clothes. Come on, it’s not that gross, just the same pants and sweatshirt. I guess I’ve been feeling pretty self-conscious about it though, because last night I had a dream where I walked into CVS and picked up my favorite drink, diet Sunkist. While I was doing this everyone was staring at me and smiling. I was waving at everyone and then I looked down and I was wearing my same running outfit. Oh great, I was thinking when a nice woman said to me “I love your pants!” and I was like “thank you so much.” And then everyone was crowding around me and telling me how nice they were. Although in real life this would be really creepy, I was so happy about it in my dream. It was then that I realized I want to have these CVS people as my friends. I want them to know me and I want to know them. I want them to ask me how I’m doing and how my run was. I also want a free diet Sunkist because that’s going to start getting expensive. Needless to say, this morning when I woke up I put on the same pants and sweatshirt and ran to CVS. I didn’t receive any compliments on my pants but I know deep down the nice people at CVS will come to enjoy my visits.

Kill ‘em with Kindness

I don’t know what it is but these past two weeks everyone at my school has been impolite and unkind. For example, I have held the door for numerous people and not once have I gotten a “thank you” and I haven’t gotten the door held for me. So I’ve decided I’m gonna show these people kindness goddammit! I’m going to say please, thank you, you’re welcome and I’m going to smile constantly. I’m going to be so annoyingly kind and polite they won’t even know what hit them.

Spicy or Mild

jakehurwitz:

I have gained 18 pounds since I moved to New York. I think this is mainly because when I moved here I started eating meat. I’m not ready to give up meat again, but I am officially giving up the following foods which I deem the biggest offenders to my diet.

- Bacon
- French Fries
- Breaded Chicken

I think just saying that in my head wouldn’t be enough. I needed to tumble it. Now I am accountable. If you see me eating these foods, tease me mercilessly.

This reminded me of the time when Jake and I were getting lunch from Popeye’s in North Carolina because we were going to the Cayman Islands and we had a connecting flight there. I ordered my meal first and everything was going smoothly, then it was Jake’s turn. He ordered chicken strips and the woman getting his order was like “spicy or mild?” but she had a southern accent so she said mild kind of like mahld. Jake didn’t understand, so he was like “what?” and the woman repeated what she said, still with an accent and a bit annoyed. I tried to whisper to Jake what she was saying, because I understood it. But before I could he was saying “mahld” exactly the same way as the woman. At first he said it quietly then he said it again so that the woman could hear him. I had to run away because I was laughing too hard. Every time I think about this I laugh hysterically.

Revenge is Sweet Mother Goose

Today I was running and two geese stepped right in front of me. Normally I might think this was cute, and I pretended to smile at the little kid who was laughing, but really I was scared and annoyed. First of all geese are pretty big and they have beaks, which are scary. Also by stepping in front of me the geese were forcing me to slow down, and they messed up my running rhythm. It was extremely annoying because I couldn’t even yell at them. They’re geese they just wouldn’t understand. So I thought of a way to get them back. When the weather gets warmer I’m going to jump into the lake I run by and swim right in front of them. They won’t even expect it.

Good News!

I finally got a package in the mail today. At first I thought it was just a book I ordered off of Amazon and I was like, boring! but it was so much better. It was everything I wanted and more. I got two hamantashen, which are cookies made specially for the Jewish holiday of Purim and were exactly what I wanted. Then I got more. I got Sunkist chewy candies, four Twizzlers, one package of hot chocolate, and a letter from my rabbi. Happy Purim!

Almond Joy

Today I bought a one-pound bag of almonds and I decided two things:
1) I want to be the only person to eat them.
2) From now on I will only purchase a one-pound bag of almonds.
This way when somebody asks me how many pounds of almonds I have eaten in my life I can give them an accurate answer.

Getting to Know the Real Me

I feel kind of weird about how things started between us. I just started writing my random thoughts I have throughout the day and I didn’t give you any information about my life. So now that’s what I plan to do.

B5 is my dad and G4 is my mom. They look young in real life these are just bad pictures. B4 is my older brother and B6 is my younger brother. They are the best brothers as girl could ask for. G1,G2, are my triplet sisters and G3 is me. I look so bad in that picture though, so don’t even pay attention to that. And G5 is my oldest sister. B2 and B10 are my crushes. They are so cute!! As you can see I have a fish, a dog, two alive cats, A7 is our stuffed cat (Felix, god I miss him

I've Got the Power

I noticed today that whenever it’s beautiful and sunny outside I’m in a great mood and when the weather is crappy I’m in a horrible mood. So the question is does the weather control my mood or does my mood control the weather?