An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away…I Hope Not
I’ve fallen in love with Dr. Oz. My friends and family don’t understand my love but I don’t care. All I know is that he’s there for me every day at 4 and available to answer all my health concerns any time of day on the Internet.
I’ve seen Dr. Oz twice in my life. The first time he was at a farmers market, eating an apple. The second time he was on an elevator, eating an apple. I didn’t say anything either time. I was too in shock. I wasn’t prepared. I suppose I could’ve said something about the apple, but would that sound creepy? I guess, my staring, with my mouth open was just as creepy.
To avoid another creepy encounter I’ve come up with a plan in case we meet again. I’ll be standing outside his studio, apple in hand. He’ll come outside; spot me, and he’ll also have an apple. He’ll smile and we’ll nod at each other in acknowledgement. Nothing else, no words required.
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