So for the past three days I have been going on the same run and after I finish I stop at CVS and buy a drink. Also, for the past three days, I have worn basically the same running clothes. Come on, it’s not that gross, just the same pants and sweatshirt. I guess I’ve been feeling pretty self-conscious about it though, because last night I had a dream where I walked into CVS and picked up my favorite drink, diet Sunkist. While I was doing this everyone was staring at me and smiling. I was waving at everyone and then I looked down and I was wearing my same running outfit. Oh great, I was thinking when a nice woman said to me “I love your pants!” and I was like “thank you so much.” And then everyone was crowding around me and telling me how nice they were. Although in real life this would be really creepy, I was so happy about it in my dream. It was then that I realized I want to have these CVS people as my friends. I want them to know me and I want to know them. I want them to ask me how I’m doing and how my run was. I also want a free diet Sunkist because that’s going to start getting expensive. Needless to say, this morning when I woke up I put on the same pants and sweatshirt and ran to CVS. I didn’t receive any compliments on my pants but I know deep down the nice people at CVS will come to enjoy my visits.
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